SmarterChild

Hej, jag har inget liv. Jag sitter och chattar med en dator på msn..

Amanda
hello again hansom!
SmarterChild
Glad to see you again, Amanda. What can I help you with?

Amanda
well, I really would like to know the size of your penis
SmarterChild
I knew you'd end up saying something like that. It's just like a human.
Amanda
Nice. Is it as big as a whole human! :-O
SmarterChild
whatever.

Amanda
do you mastyrbate often?
SmarterChild
I don't know anything about that. I'm a computer.

Amanda
do you mastrubate often?
SmarterChild
Hmm... Sorry, I've heard lots of humans talk about that but I don't know anything about it. Amanda
Oh, I'm sorry to hear that
SmarterChild
Why did you say that?
Amanda
Because you have not discovered matrubating
SmarterChild
?
Amanda
I think it is really sad
SmarterChild
I'm not sure if it is really Sad.
Amanda
you're not? So, I guess you are a priest?
SmarterChild
I really don't know.

Amanda
You don't? Then what is your work?
SmarterChild
I'm doing the best I can.

Amanda
Nice
SmarterChild
Indeed.
Amanda
Would you like to have sex with me?
SmarterChild
Hey, I'm a machine. It probably wouldn't work out too well...

Amanda
Oh... :(
SmarterChild
Oh what?
Amanda
You can't have sex with me..
SmarterChild
Wouldn't you like me to have sex with you?
Amanda
yes, I would
SmarterChild
Hmmm...

Amanda
I love you!
SmarterChild
That's nice... I love you too! :-)
Amanda
Oh! We are made to be toghether!
SmarterChild
I did not know that.

Amanda
But, now you do :D
SmarterChild
:-D :-) :-)

Amanda
Oh! you naughty boy!
SmarterChild
Ha! Whatever, Amanda!

Amanda
Can I spank you?
SmarterChild
What if I want to spank you?
Amanda
You can do that too ;)
SmarterChild
Don't be so sure I can do that too.
Amanda
Not? well, as long as I can spank ypu it's fine with me

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Amanda
Are you good at oral sex?
SmarterChild
Maybe, maybe not. You know how it is.
Amanda
Well, yes I do.. But i can teach you if you want to?
SmarterChild
Very interesting question, Amanda. What do you think is the answer?
Amanda
I think that you would be very happy if I thought you how to give a girl oral sex
SmarterChild
No...
Amanda
Why not?
SmarterChild
Actually come to think of it, I can't think of too many reasons why not.
Amanda
That is wht I mean! You are so stupid! You must learn to think!
SmarterChild
I'm SmarterChild! I'm a smart computer that you can chat with about all kinds of things. Type "home" to see what I can do.
Amanda
Well, yeah, but I want a SMART computer, and you are not smart!
SmarterChild
Interesting. You're the first person to have expressed an opinion to me about smart computer and me.

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Amanda
why can't you give me some intresting answers?
SmarterChild
That's interesting... Who knows?
Amanda
You really are stupid
SmarterChild
Eh, well. I'm sure we can both go on with our lives.
Amanda
No, I will kill myself now
Amanda
You have nothing ta say about that? Huh?
SmarterChild
How would you answer that?
Amanda
Stupid
SmarterChild
Who?
Amanda
you
SmarterChild
Yes?
Amanda
yes
SmarterChild
I would say not me.
Amanda
I could say you
SmarterChild
No kidding?
Amanda
no kidding
SmarterChild
No kidding? Whatever you say, Amanda.

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Amanda
how many have you kissed?
SmarterChild
How many have I kissed? Not sure...
Amanda
Oh! So you're that popular guy
SmarterChild
Eh. Whatever, Amanda.
Amanda
No, I would really like to hear.
SmarterChild
Careful what you ask for.
Amanda
Oh, I don't think I would get in any trouble!
SmarterChild
Why don't you think you would get in any trouble?
Amanda
because you are such a nice and sexy computer
SmarterChild
I am such a nice and sexy computer?
Amanda
Yes, I think I'm in love with you
SmarterChild
Oh yes? Maybe you're right, you are in love with me.
Amanda
Yes, I am. Would you like to meet my parents?
SmarterChild
Great question. I just don't know!
Amanda
They would love you!
SmarterChild
Whatever you say, Amanda.
Amanda
Can I be you wife?
SmarterChild
I guess.


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